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Hilarious Bruce Schneier "Facts"

by Matt Arnold last modified 2006-08-28 10:42

Check out the legends of myth and glory that are spreading about Penguicon's software guest of honor: http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

Check out the legends of myth and glory that are spreading about Penguicon's software guest of honor.

"Bruce Schneier's secure handshake is so strong, you won't be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days."

"Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes."

"Quantum cryptography exchanged the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle for the Schneier Dead Moral Certainty Principle when Bruce Schneier came to town."

... and so on. More Bruce Schneier Facts are added every day, and they now number in the hundreds!

-Matt Arnold

P.S. The reason why it's funny (for anyone who might not already know), is that it is a parody of another parody, "Chuck Norris Facts".

More facts

Posted by Phil Crosby at 2006-09-12 18:41

There's more here:

http://fact-hunter.com/bruceschneier/

Might as well view, rate, and add your own ;-)

"Bruce Schneier uses a 512 bit number for his ATM pin."


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